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Cheese is not a bread. It's just not. It never was and never will be a bread. End of story.
If you're feeling bulimic, just brush your teeth. Your breath will feel so nice that you won't want to
ruin it by throwing up.
The first time you will ever see a shooting star, you'll be so in shock you'll forget all about the wish until
five minutes later.
When you feel sick and people tell you to get up and move around, don't listen. You'll find yourself
in the bathroom before you know it. Lay down. Sleep it off.
The Blair Witch Project was just a movie.
Newspapers do lie at least once somewhere in there. You may not find it, but its there.
Now everyone says Jesus saves. Well, what about God? After all, isn't it his house you
go to every Sunday?
So, Jesus saves, and he died on the cross for us all. For people 2,000 years in
the future! So he must love you, right? Maybe that's why he gets most of the credit. Ever wonder if God gets jealous? If not..
then who made this? (below)
People who are taking "nice, quiet, relaxing bubblebaths" with the bathroom door unlocked are
just asking for trouble.
The best decision maker you will ever need... a coin.
Every kind of mythology was once very serious and strongly believed. How long will it be
until all the religions today will be mythology, too?
Nobody is really laughing at you until after you tell them to shut up.
Have you ever noticed that if you're singing a song from a pop group you used to like, or
maybe say something from a kid's show/movie, people point it out and laugh at you? How would they notice if they didn't watch/listen
to it also?
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Okay, so you're playing Super Mario Bros. and you're in one of Koopa's many many
castles. You get right there to his little pipe-bridge thing and die. Yeah, Koopa gets pretty mad when you touch his aura!!
You even think about stepping inside his bubble and you're dead!
If someone is nervous, scared, upset, etc, compliment their shoes. If it works out, you should
be a dentist! They use that line all the time.
Excersize makes you feel fat. You feel like you need to do it to burn that fat.
You get depressed and want to eat... You get fatter. Not cool man.
I live in the USA, which happens to be the stupidest named country in the world in my opinion. First you have "United States."
Well, if you call it that, you could be talking about any country. This isn't the only country with "united states" in it,
now is it? No. What's next? The United States of Russia? The United States of China? Well, then you have "America" and the
people, "Americans." Is it called that because we're in North America? So does that mean that Canada and Mexico are also
American? What about people in Central and South America? Are they all Americans, too?
Would somebody like to explain to me how it is that when somebody wears a short
skirt in school, it's disrespectful and distracting, but when cheerleaders wear short skirts, it's showing school spirt?
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