I'm Eating What!?

(note: This is the exact story from the day after it happened. I didn't change a thing. I just copied and pasted from where I had it saved.)

Yesterday morning, before I got my breakfast (at lunch time) I was looking in the pantry and found a tin with the M&M dudes on it. I opened it and it had some cookies in it. So, I looked at them, picked one up. It looked like the British cookies my mom gets sometime. So, I took one out and ate it. It tasted sort of lemony like the British cookies usually do. A little while ago, I was brought some tea, and I thought to myself, "Those cookies would go great with tea!" So I followed my mom out and said, "Hey, I want to ask you something.." And got the tin out of the pantry and layed them on the table so I could do something. My mom turned around, saw it on the table and said, "What are you doing with the dog's cookies?" I just stood there.

There's No Water!!!

I went outside a few years ago during a bad drought. Before doing anything else, I decided to water my maple tree. It was just a baby and it looked pretty sad being dry and all. So I turned the water on the hose on and nothing came out. I got really confused, but then came to the conclusion that someone must be using the washing machine or something inside because it affects the water outside. So, I went inside to ask and my mom said that she just used the hose and it was working fine. So I kept insisting that there was something seriously wrong with the hose. So she follwed me outside where I turned the water back on and showed that there was no water. She took it from me and squeezed the handle.

VCR Panic

We had just gotten a new VCR from someone else. It had it's moments where it would turn off by itself or whatever, but it didnt happen too often. Basically, it was a piece of crap, but we needed one in the other room and it was free. Something was coming on that I wanted to tape and right before the show started I was reminded of how to use the VCR. I grabbed my tape and ran out to the other room. I hit record and just as luck goes, nothing happened. I started freaking out because the show was going to start in like 30 seconds. I called for help. My mom came out and the whole time I was panicking because the credits were rolling already. I looked down beside me and said, "Wait.... here's the tape." The VCR was empty.

You Need To Count In Math

When I was in 6th grade, we were checking our math homework. We had to switch with someone else in the room. So after we were done checking, we told the grades of the papers to the teacher when she said the person's name. When my name was called, the person who had my paper was saying something about it being confusing. They took the paper up to the teacher and the teacher looked at me like I was nuts. The assignment was like 1-50 odd or evens or whatever. I did half like that, then did the rest normal. I told her that what happened was that I got up to get a drink and I must have forgotten what I was doing. Of course the teacher *had* to ask what I was drinking.... Which was soda if anyone's wondering!!! I was 11!

It Really Glows!!!

Okay, today (11/24/03) I was in the cafeteria with Kendra and Lucas. We were talking about something that I don't even know what, and I said, "Hey, my butt glows in the dark!" a bit too loudly. The room got like 50% quieter and they all looked at me. I had never been so loud before. People were smiling and looking like I was a total basket case. The people at the next table over are usually the ones who say random things loud to get attention, and one guy looked at me and smiled like "That was awesome!" Lucas was teasing me saying that's a great way to meet someone. That's not the way I'd choose to do it.

I'll Have A Beer, Please

I was at the Outback and I wanted to get the ribs, but I wasn't that hungry. I asked if there was a smaller size right as I opened the menu. The last word I saw was "beer." I asked if there was a small beer. Then I couldn't get the word "ribs" out! I kept asking about beer.

Where Is JP?

In my landcaping class, 5th period, I'm usually zoned out in what I'm doing and/or my surroundings. Well I got too caught up in nothingness and saw Mr. Grantham (one of the teachers; don't know why he's there, Mr. Canterbury is the teacher) move forward right beside me. I thought he was on the other side of the room and started freaking out! I mean, I almost had a heart attack. Then I noticed a few minutes later that the bell was getting ready to ring. My friend JP still had his stuff out and his paper didn't have his name on it yet. I saw him putting his coat on and all so I thought he was out in the shop. I put his name on his paper for him and put his stuff away and was getting ready to put more of his stuff away for him, when I heard him say something. Turns out he was on the other side of the room sitting with someone the whole time. I was like, "JP!! I thoguth you were in the shop!!!!" And the whole class was laughing at me. I told him how I put his stuff away for him and all he said was, "Well thank you!" With this big grin on his face.

"1 + 1 = 2"

I walked into Mrs. Grant's class after school. She teaches French. Well, there were these math problems on the board for some reason. Like "1.2 + 6 = 8." Well, I knew this was wrong so I wrote "7.2" and circled it.. I went on to the others which were subtraction, multiplication, etc... All had decimal numbers. Then, Heather came up and was like , "No, that IS 8," and I'm like no... and explain why it wasn't. I didn't get how she saw that. Then a bit later she started circling all the 1st numbers and the decimal. Then it hit me... they WERE'NT decimals at all. It was the number for the problem! It was actually "1.) 2+6 = 8" and so on... She was like "Please tell me you saw that!!!!"